idle hands...

are the devils playground...so i did this....its not the coolest thing anyone has ever seen...but i dont see any of you doing the coolest thing i've ever seen so why should i do that favor for you?...psh...also..i realize the first two letters of my name are missing so you needn't point it out...its cuz its my new "tagging" name since my son stole my last one..jerk...so look for it this summer. also...if any of you know the fuzz i will deny up and down who wrote this blog...that is all...bye.

survery says....

what the hell is the suns organization thinking trading shawn marion for shaq?!...grr. could NOT beileve they did that...instead of boring you all tho about WHY this is a bad trade i shall move on...oh and i just wanna go on record that if the suns can now somehow GET to the finals with this big lumox and SOMEHOW win despite all the power in the west it still wont matter to me cuz i dont care for shaq....and for you of those who DONT watch the NBA you SHOULD be because its so action packed...this season for example there is no "patriot" team. there is a huge variety of teams that could win...suns, spurs, nuggets, detroit, lakers, new orleans, boston, dallas. and the games are tense...its fun...for realzies. anyway...on the positive we got some of those sweet ace 3-d ultrasounds of the twins. they are coming along now...not long before we know the sexes and can get real excited...ok..music rant...anyone else hate the radio these days?....96.1...sucks....99.9...sucks usually...97.9 now country i think....sucks...now dont peg me for a pessimist. im just saying there is a crap ton of good music in this world NOT gettin much recognition on the national level meanwhile everyone is doing the soulja boy supaman thing...i wish i had more names i could use as examples but i try not to fill my head with crap that music execs tell us is good music. i dunno...maybe its just me and my tastes are bad. but if you wanna sample some good music i have a few bands on our myspace page to check out. also im realizing just now....who am i talking too?...like 4-6 people....i need a worldwide audience to listen to me. haha. so pretty much i just wasted like 8 mintues. dammit. oh well...i can add it to like the 20 hours i wasted today...haha. ok...to the 4 people who MIGHT still be reading...this might be my last blog on here....pretty sure ima transfer all this crap over to a myspace blog format so look for them there from now on if you are bored outta your skull with absolutely nothing else to do.

a good way to wake up...

ok i just wanna let everyone in on this lil story...last nite the boy slept in our bed...as is the case usually and it was a late night so when he woke up we just kinda let him wander around the house while we chilled in bed. he was doin his usual exploration and finally ended up...wait...you need one nugget of background information first....asa has developed this habit of taking off his diaper when ever he doesnt have pants on to stop him....he didnt have pants on...ok...now i can continue...ok so finally he ended up on nicoles side of the bed doing a little bit of whining so nicole half out of it still reaches down and swings him over her and plops him down on the bed and has this realization that something reeks of the infant poo....so i was like drats...so i go to CHANGE the diaper when i realize there is not a diaper there to CHANGE...he had already done dooked minus the diaper. GAH....kids. so anyway...he had dooked over by the tv in our bedroom AND then ground zero was on the ground next to nicoles side of the bed...and wow...it was healthy...and as an added bonus he had stepped both feet into it so we need to go buy some resolve extra strength today...ok..well i hope you all have a good day...

and the winner is...

the NY friggin GIANTS...i can not believe this and could not be HAPPIER....i am so sick of the patriots being so dominant...and also they rule the conference division of my buffalo bills. jerks. i think i got my exercise jumping in fits of rage and joy on sunday as the lead changed four times...and how about that miracle run of the fourth quarter by eli and his giants...wow...so many close calls and first downs...wow...i could watch it all day...anyways im sure you all know about it so on to other things...you may be wondering..."jared. what are you doing up at 2:30 am?" ill tell you...nicole had to take jessica to the ER cuz she was having contractions....dammit...call someone else...not us...geez...are we your go to lackeys or what?....nicole needs sleep too dammit. gah...i dont wanna even get started about my in laws...so im kinda starting to realize work makes life better in that you have a place to love. cuz when your home all the time you get complacent on how awesome it is to BE home...and not at work...but...who likes going to work?....hardly no one. its kinda a vicsious cycle...you dont wanna go to work so you can be home but you have to go to work to get sick of it and come back and love home...weird...also i would like to point out news is gay and useless....someone explain to me why it exists....only one in like maybe every 500 stories is useful...am i wrong?...

this day in history...

this time last year it was friday....

beefs and thoughts....

first beef.....is it just me or this site user unfriendly?.....i may just be pointing out my own stupidity here but i dont know how to do anything on this site...add people...search people....add pictures....second beef....everyone else i have seen has like flow to their pages...stories with pictures and stuff....cut it out...your makin our page look bad...third beef...the patriots may go undefeated this season....fourth beef...we are having twins....fifth beef....calling a problem a "beef"...it just doent make sense to me to call it that...sixth problem....my wife and i have different tastes in shows...why cant she like cartoons and sports?..psh. ok...thats probably enough negatives for today...whats good?...we have the internet at home now and i love it. also asa is sleeping right now...so thats cool. i love him so much when he is asleep...haha. he is cool awake too...tons of energy and he has this thing now that if he wants something he will pull your finger with all his might till you go with him to either play with him in his room or get him "kookeys" which translates into cookies...which translates into any kind of food. also nicole was taken off her TPN last week and that is way cool cuz hooking her up to it at one a.m. isnt the funnest thing ever...i also have a month and a half left of "vacation"...haha...go ahead and start being jealous now....hmmm...ok...thats enough "blog" for now...start lookin forward to the next little family blog...coming soon...