what the?...

one thirty two in the a.m.. the date?...january thirtieth. current thoughts...when a sentence ENDS with a.m. does said sentence need ANOTHER period?....hmmm...current listenings...the birthday massacre "weekend". spouse...asleep....child...asleep...other children...growing in the womb of said spouse. new current thoughts....twins....oh crap...i should get some sleep while i still can. focus man...the masses are anxious for this first blog....whats the protocall for a first blog?..."blog"...what a funny sounding word...no doubt thought up by a woman or gay man...i think i spelt protocall wrong...im pretty sure tho im not gonna look it up tho...hmmm...what else...i havent really said anything yet...after a whole paragraph...and i bet you wish you had the last three minutes of your life back...ha...sucker. you keep reading...and i dont think its going to get any better...yet...you read on...stop...your wasting time...no...ok...something worthwhile...asa recently got tubes in his ears and it seems he is picking up words easier now...thats cool right? what else...uh...saw cloverfield recently. good movie. not what i expected but in retrospect it was awesome. suspenseful and intense. ok. just saw a cheetos commercial. i do not condone revenge by putting a handful of cheetos in the dryer of white clothes of your enemy. a better solution is go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, your gone, but you know what you've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that you usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. anyways i better be hittin the dusty ol trail...goodnight everybody.